I like bands

Coffee, tattoos, animals and bands.

Anonymous said: HELP MEEE. HOW DO I GIVE MY BOYFRIEND A BLOWJOB. HOW DOES THIS WORK. HALP

mare-moment:

the-sassi-equestrian:

hahaha you’re totally asking the wrong person!!! sorry!

you get down on your knees and pull out the holy christian bible and blow him away with the word of the lord amen

kikofficial:

that sentence was wild from start to finish

kikofficial:

that sentence was wild from start to finish

(via goodnight-m0on)

born-t0-lose:

The Story So Far - Stifled

born-t0-lose:

The Story So Far - Stifled

(via anotherbandwh0re)

“Don’t bend; don’t water it down; don’t try to make it logical; don’t edit your own soul according to the fashion. Rather, follow your most intense obsessions mercilessly.”

—   Franz Kafka (via seabois)

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timothydrakes:

Why Did I Do That?: A novel by me, with special guest appearances by several alcoholic beverages

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milotlc:

The one time I go on Facebook and I see this

milotlc:

The one time I go on Facebook and I see this

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footmeetsface:

spoon-party-of-bombur:

multipack:

amyeatfeast:

stopthatitssilly:

alexkisu:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

(Source: ihaveremade, via carryonmywaywardstirrup)

leftfielderintherye:

falconbrunch:

are you feeling it now mr krabs?

I’ve never reblogged something so fast in my entire life.

leftfielderintherye:

falconbrunch:

are you feeling it now mr krabs?

I’ve never reblogged something so fast in my entire life.

(Source: contraception, via iamapioneer)

tastefullyoffensive:

[spiderwebbing]

methlaboratories:

MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!

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